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一種簡單的方法,將便便裝在盒子裡,寄給某人






想像一下,誰是最讓您生氣的人

應該總是會有這樣一個人!




如果您寄給他們一個有臭味的,令人吃驚的包裹會怎麼樣呢?

打開盒子,收件人臉上將是一種難以形容的表情!


1) 選擇一種動物

不同的動物有不同的排泄物。今天,我們提供天然的,濕的,馬的便便。

2) 給我們提供一個位址

通過傳統郵寄方式,我們可以把包裹發送給全世界任何國家的收件人。

3) 選擇封口貼

您想選擇一般的,簡單的,不洩露寄件人資訊的包裹?還是再加一個大的笑臉圖案封口貼?

4) 用比特幣或者貝寶(PayPal)支付

這項服務是完全匿名的。我們永遠不會透露您的名字和地址。即使您使用貝寶(PayPal)支付,我們也將保護您的隱私,不會透露您的身份。

1) 選擇一種動物

不同的動物有不同的排泄物。今天,我們提供天然的,濕的,馬的便便。


2) 給我們提供一個位址

通過傳統郵寄方式,我們可以把包裹發送給全世界任何國家的收件人。


3) 選擇封口貼

您想選擇一般的,簡單的,不洩露寄件人資訊的包裹?還是再加一個大的笑臉圖案封口貼?


4) 用比特幣或者貝寶(PayPal)支付

這項服務是完全匿名的。我們永遠不會透露您的名字和地址。即使您使用貝寶(PayPal)支付,我們也將保護您的隱私,不會透露您的身份。


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Goal:  Anonymously send a box with real animal manure, including a personalized note for the recipient.
Mission:  Take advantage of cryptocurrencies such as BTC to show their potential.
Vision:  Provide sustainable shit delivery service.
Priorities:  Anonymity, reliability, awesome customer support.
Shipping:  We are based in Hong Kong, but we usually ship packages from Europe, using traditional postal services. 2nd class shipping delivery time: approx. 4-7 days in Europe, 7-15 days outside of Europe. Packages are shipped on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
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Package:  The final product consists of: paper envelope with address of the recipient and optional sticker, personalized message, contents description, sticker describing the intention and purpose of the package, and plastic box with approx. 250 grams / 9 ounces of manure.
Manure:  For marketing purposes, we call it "shit" or "poop". If fact, we use horse manure - 100% organic fertilizer. Please read information on the bottom of the page.
Customs:  If we send outside of Europe, we have to fill a simple customs form. The product is a gift for the recipient, so we mark it as a gift and we set its value to €3 - €5, which is an approximate buying price of the package and all its parts.
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November 1, 2014

Horse manure is a solid waste excluded from federal EPA solid waste regulation because it neither contains significant amounts of hazardous chemicals, nor exhibits hazardous characteristics. The chemical constituents of horse manure are not toxic to humans. Horse guts do not contain significant levels of the two waterborne pathogens of greatest concern to human health risk, Cryptosporidium or Giardia, neither do they contain significant amounts of the bacteria E. coli 0157:H7 or Salmonella. Fungus, viruses, bacteria and worms found in horses have never been shown to infect humans and are unlikely to be zoonotic. Finally, the reality is that there are very few horses, and even fewer numbers of them that frequent trails. People seldom encounter or handle horse manure. People who do have occasion to handle horse manure have never been infected by this intimate contact. Humans and other sources within the environment (e.g. wild animals and birds) with their overwhelming population numbers are far more likely than horses to contribute to human health risks.
Source: DOES HORSE MANURE POSE A SIGNIFICANT RISK TO HUMAN HEALTH? (Adda Quinn, 2001)

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